On December 25th I’ll be holding a funeral* for my pet turkey**. Refreshments will be provided.
Please be aware that only 30 people will be able to attend, due to the following Government Covid Guidelines.
“Funeral ceremonies must have no more than 30 people attending, whether indoors or outdoors. This number does not include funeral staff.” – Source
However, if you’d be kind enough to help with proceedings I’ll be happy to pay you with socks, sweaters (colours limited to red and green), chocolates, and gift cards.
*P.S. It may turn out to be a cremation but I’ll not know until closer to the time.
**P.P.S. Does anyone have a turkey I can adopt?